Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.