What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell