What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !