Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!