Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.