What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.