What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.