Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.