Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.