How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.