What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.