What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.