What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.