What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.