What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza