What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.