What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse