Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Marshawn Lynch Jokes More Marshawn Lynch Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.