IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
You only get paid in tips.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Decalfinated.
