Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.