Battered shrimp.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A communion wafer
They both crustaceans
Because they're shellfish.
Shrimp.
Because he is a little shellfish.
He was a little shellfish
He was a little shellfish.
To get to the other tide.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they were both too Shellfish.
The Post Office
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
He can only stick to himself.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
To get to the other wife.
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
Because he was always pinching things.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
It's pump-ken time
A salt rifle.
A dumbbell.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
Hi-C
A: To get to the other Ride
A: To find his rubber chicken.
