Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.