Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!