Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.