Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.