Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.