How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it