How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.