What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.