Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.