Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.