Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.