What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you