What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.