Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.