Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!