Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )