How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first