Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.