Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.