Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.