Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs