How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !