Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Baygull Jokes More Baygull Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.