Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!