What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Psych Ward Jokes More Psych Ward Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

Loonie Jokes More Loonie Jokes

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!