What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Psych Ward Jokes More Psych Ward Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!