How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!