How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch