Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

King Jokes More King Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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