Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!