Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!