Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.