What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.