What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony