What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.