To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
Because he was smooooooooth
A bull smiles when you milk it.
He was the raining champion.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
The cow has the udder.
Because the cow has the udder
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.