Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick