Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.