Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!