Because they can't make a fist.
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Because they can.
He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Likud.
You put it back in the crib.
Lick his Comatoes
You can lick a plate dry
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
They can't stop licking their paws.
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Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Dog:
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
Ball bearings and stick shift.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Pepperoni and cheese.
Neighbor
Wrapping paper.
Depends on which country they're from.
Premature Edraculation
A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Because she ran away from the ball.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
What you get served at KFC is original.
A job application.
To get to the other bride!
Because 30 is too many!