Because they can't make a fist.
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Because they can.
He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Likud.
You put it back in the crib.
Lick his Comatoes
You can lick a plate dry
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
They can't stop licking their paws.
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Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Dog:
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Fore-play
Because Paracetamol on fire.
in. Man, I did that coming.
Sorry... That came out wrong.
I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Because it was for chair-ity
Take away her rights.
Kitchen
He didn't want any glaze in the military
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
