Because no one else will do it for them !"
Dog-gone!
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
A Reptile Dysfunction.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
