What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"