What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.