What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale