Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.