Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner