What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Previous Random Joke Next

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.