What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes