What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes