Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)