Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.