Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids